Being twelve

Being twelve makes you feel younger than when you were eleven because when you're eleven you're the oldest or one of the oldest in primary, and when you're twelve you are suddenly the youngest of young women.
I used to think, big beehives.
Now it is kind of, small beehives.
Did i get older on my birthday?

Happy Birhtday to me

I had my birthday last week and I got cool stuff and that is all that happened except that I went to young women for the first time and it was fun.

Science: Human Language

Humans have many ways of beginning a conversation. I think they are a little strange... But that's humans for you!
They are:

So...
Uh...
Um...
Er...
Hm...

I feel a beat...

So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
Humans have a very crazy way,
of beginning something to say.
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
When we don't know what to speak,
These kind of words we seek,
and they are:
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
When we try to strike up a conversation,
Then with contemplation,
we think up various words to utter
so we sound like a dudder
they are:
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
(fast)
We don't know what to say and that's crazy,
maybe humans are plain old lazy,
We don't know what we say but we love to chat,
Telephones, e-mail, text messages, why's that?
(normal)
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
Sometimes when we don't know what to teach,
we usually start our speech
with:
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
When we don't know what to say,
you should rather think about it all day
then say
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
'Cause saying that does not give a good impression
When you say those words with compression
is sounds like this:
Souhumerhm!!!
So when you don't know what to blabber,
I am thinking you would rather,
Think of something better to hum,
Because when you say this you sound quite dumb,
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
So what I am telling you please,
My pain it will ease,
If we do say,
What have you been doing today?
Instead of, So uh, um, er, hm
See you got it! No longer dumb!
It will make you sound brilliant!
Make you sound quite intelligent!
If you start starting to say,
Things like, 'How was your day?'
Instead of saying those things,
That most humans always sing,
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm.
So if you follow my rule,
then you will no longer drool,
with those words that are the spit,
throw them into the pit!
And they are,
So, uh, um, er, hm, so, uh, um, er, hm. (repeat till they fade)

By me, flambini

Japanese lesson for you!

Now I know what to write and here it is.


Welcome to my lesson thing. i will teach you some sentences and stuff in Japanese.

Hello: ko ni chi wa
good bye: sie yo nara
mom: o ka san
dad: o to san
my name is *name* wa ta shi wa *name* des
what is your name? na my ay wa nan des ka?
can i have a *food*: *food* ta be te mo ee des ka?
some foods:
egg: ta ma go
apple: ri n go
noodles: so ba

thank u for reading if you even read it!
bye bye, flambini

HELLO PEOPLE!!!

hi and sorry i have not typed anything but i do not know what to write!!!!!
Well, this morning when I got up I did my math. Then I had breakfast. Then I did piano. Then I did writing, then Japanese, then science. then i had lunch. and then after that my mom finished reading harry potter seven to me for the second time. (lander's first time) and now i am on the computer, obviously. i do not know what to do or what to type or whatever you want to call it. so....
i wish you all a fun day at april fools day tomorrow, and i apologize for the boringness of this post. I would rather do something than nothing.
bye bye, me

The moon

I don't know what to write, that is true,
so I shall write a poem for you!
I have already begun it, so the first sentence is a lie,
I knew what I was going to write, ha ha hi!
It is exactly nine thirty-nine AM,
But just now it turned nine forty AM
I have no idea why I told you the time,
it just popped in my head and I thought up a rhyme.
Now what should I put next in this poem you're reading?
I have no idea, my friend.
If I don't think of something else my poem may end,
but of course it sometime it will end,
just hopefully not soon.
I decide... I shall write about the moon.
This is the moon's birth.
Scientists think it was once part of the Earth.
Then a rock as big as Mars slammed right into Earth, and a lot of rock blasted out.
Then it went to orbit the Earth, and over the millions of years formed into the moon.
Now it still orbits the Earth, and that is the moons birth.
The moon circles Earth every second, while we orbit the sun.
The moon and Earth spin on their axis, which is like a stick they spin on.
It just so happens because the timing is right, we only see one side of the moon.
Whenever we face the moon, the same half of the moon faces us.
'Cause they orbit and they spin, that part of the moon is always the one that we see.
The moon does not actually glow.
It is actually the shining sun's show.
It is just the reflection on the cool moon's complexion that makes so the moon appear bright.
Especially in the dark night.
Once in a while the Earth goes between the moon and the sun, and that is called a lunar eclipse.
I have not seen one myself, but if you do, I bet they are fun to watch so bring popcorn and chips.
This is what happens when there is an lunar eclipse. The earth casts a shadow on the moon.
There is another type of eclipse. That is when the moon goes between the Earth and the sun.
The moon covers the sun for a few minutes, making the sky go dark.
On the moon the surface has no life. No plants no trees, no honey-sucking bees.
It is basically a big huge rock. On the moon there are craters.
Unlike the Earth the moon does not have an atmosphere, which protects us from space junk.
The craters on the moon started with a big rock chunk.
It banged into the moon and then there was a crater.
See ya later!

BYE!!!

me, flambini!!!!!!
PS I didn't know what to write so I just wrote about the first thing I thought of!!!

Braces update

Braces hurt so bad the first two days and now they are fine but they are annoying and they feel weird. It is such a pain to eat because if one of the brackets fall off that means we have to pay $100 dollars and the orthodontist people make it sound like the brackets fall off very easily. So it takes me forever to eat and I have to cut everything up. Lately I have been only having soft stuff to eat because my teeth are sore so I can't bite into hard things. It also takes forever to brush and floss my teeth. So all you people who are or may be getting braces read this.

Braces are as annoying as little siblings...
-Marvlous's wise words

Then that must be annoying huh?
And also, enjoy your time without them!

And to all of you people I will try to put pictures on as soon as they are downloaded onto the computer! So...
Bye bye!
flambini
PS flambini and Marvelous Marvel are both me, they are not like secret code names and stuff.